You won’t believe what my human found for me during a recent visit to CVS.
That’s right — a Valentine lobster! Who knew such a thing even existed?
And of course you know I had to dress up for the occasion. Because I just happened to have a lobster outfit sitting around. Like any cat would.
Hey, we’re twinsies now! So I’m ready for a date with the Valentine lobster.
Oh no, he fainted because I said I wanted to have dinner at the Red Lobster! I was just joking, honest.
